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A continuing exploration of the curious and obscure in vintage cinema.
A continuing exploration of the curious and obscure in vintage cinema.

LET'S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH (1971)

Directed by John D. Hancock
Paramount Home Video DVD

THE FILM
Let's Scare Jessica To Death: A sort-of-review.

When you write a bunch of reviews, you start to think "What is a critic supposed to do?" I went for a wander around to other review sites and tried to gauge what other folks were up to. There are some excellent reviewers out there. Perceptive people whose reviews you want to read regardless of what the film is. The reading is enough. Then, there are the others...

I saw a newspaper from somewhere in Florida that had a column called "Everybody's A Critic". Folks from the community sent in their two cents. "The Guardian doesn't have the originality of Top Gun but it's still worth seeing." "This is a stupid movie and I can't imagine why an intelligent person would go see this." "Adam Sandler is still a comedy god!" Things like that. You can probably imagine the sort of stuff in it. Technically, everybody is a critic in his or her own world. They are called opinions and everyone should have them. Everyone also has a story to tell. But, not everyone is going to know how to tell it. I love my Aunt Beverly dearly and she's had a very interesting life but I wouldn't want to spend more than five minutes hearing her talk about it. The articulation of an opinion into something that is meaningful and universal is a real critique. A critique that means something, that desires to express something about the experience the critic has just had. Bashing something or someone is not. Picking on a movie is not. Praising something because everyone else does or because of a big marketing scheme is not either.

So, how do I try and critique? I try to bring my personal viewing habits into it, throwing in a story when I can. What I know, what I've seen and what it meant to me. Some films require some explanation; some films need little. I can demand that you watch something. I can tell you to walk a long mile before you see something. What does any of it mean? Zero. I can jump start you towards something but that's about it. And, some films should be watched with the minimal amount of push.

What is all of this in aid of? Consider this review to be a small gift from Bleeding Skull. Let's Scare Jessica to Death is a low-key, strange movie that is very good. I watched it and couldn't take my eyes off the screen. It won't reach out and beat you with a stick. It won't become your all-time favorite. It just works. I think a viewer should know as little about it as possible before watching. Surprises are great and it is the time of year for them.

If I could, I'd buy you all the DVD. I'm not that goofy, though.

AUDIO AND VIDEO
I'd seen it on VHS before. Some films benefit from bad presentation. Not this one. Watch the letterboxed DVD. Some shots look a little strange but I'm pretty sure they're supposed to look like that. The DVD is the way to go. Audio is perfectly fine. Every note from the synthesizers is like a little aural punch.

EXTRAS
Not a one.

FINAL THOUGHTS
Ignore the title, which is a bit too loud for the movie. Watch Let's Scare Jessica To Death and enjoy.

— Dan Budnik, 12.07.06






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