SUPER GOOD FEELINGS:
Bleeding Skull's 2010 Christmas Wish List
Dan Budnik, Madelynn Fattibene, & Joseph A. Ziemba, 12.16.10
We love Christmas. And, we truly believe that giving is better than receiving, especially around the holidays. So why not give us some great Christmas gifts? If you think about it, it makes sense. All year long, Bleeding Skull provides you with "quality" "reviews". Remember that review about the movie you loved? Well, we wrote it. That was us.
We were sitting around Dan's fireplace of a morning, thinking about what we would like. Well, Dan had a catalog and Joe had a scanner. And we've made a list. We firmly believe that giving gifts to Bleeding Skull will give you the best feeling you've had all year. Isn't it nice to know that no matter what happens in the world, you can give us gifts?
We've included a picture of the catalog we used. There's a phone number at the bottom -- we believe it is an internet phone number. So go online as soon as possible and order something for "the guyz". Please allow us the joy of letting you give us gifts this Christmas season!
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Do you enjoy Bleeding Skull? Then buy Joe Le Stick* or he will Le Kill Himself.
*Le Stick previously only available in Quebec City. |
We've provided an image of the entire Entex line for a good reason. Dan wants it. All of it. |
Check out the Apps on this shit. |
The password is…Joey Z. He will work Blue. And, he would never admit it, but he wants everything on this page. |
If you buy this for Dan, he plans on having no fun at all. |
Dale just got a new 87" flat screen for the hi-fi room. He would love this. That Blu-Ray to Blu-Ray technology component on the lower left is phenomenal. |
This is for the collector. Now that Select-A-Vision has finally released Airplane and The Godfather, it may be time for a double dip. Scratch that. It IS time for a double dip. |
For the soft, squeezable hand enthusiast (Joe). |
Dan doesn't know what this is, but if it's as erotic as he thinks, he's going to need two. |
BULLETIN: At 10:24 this morning, Woodstock went under the knife at Snoopy General. He's still there. Keep him in your prayers. |
Joe loves girls and horses. You know what we mean. |
Dan's first and hopefully not his last. Ernie had better be included. Savvy? |
"Shoots harmless beam of light". Try telling that to Joe's blind Uncle Chet (may he rest in peace). |
Buy this for Dan and he will continue to have no fun. |
Ziggy Ziemba. Joe likes the sound of that. |
Dan doesn't know if he wants the thermal underwear or the family. Play it safe -- buy both. |
For the Kubusheskie in us all. |
Dan's other car is a Maserati. B-BROOM! |
Joe dreams of filling the other three chairs with friends. |
Dan would like 21-23, 27-29, and 34-35. If you get him 20, he will kick you in your jingle balls. |
Joe vill vucking vite your finger if he doesn't get this for Christmas. |
Dan wants the Music Thing. He wants to make music, but he's not ready to get too specific. |
Would you like to give Joe a Merry Christmas? It would be so easy. Go sleazy. |
Thank you for your prayers. |
What do you have against Dan having fun this Christmas? |
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