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  • Reviews

    Night Killer (1990)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. In third grade, we had to write a story and share it…

  • Reviews

    Alien Beasts (1991)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. Human beings need empathy. It’s what keeps us healthy and our minds…

  • Reviews

    Premutos: The Fallen Angel (1997)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. Do you remember Gushers? It was a “fruit snack” with a syrupy,…

  • Reviews

    Saga of the Phoenix (1989)

    I am not what you call a fan of children’s movies. I am not what you call a fan of children in general. But when I learned that Ngai Choi Lam…

  • Home Video Catalog

    Blonde Death (BS-001)

    Buy Now Shot for $2000 on video by “James Dillinger” (aka author James Robert Baker) and produced by Los Angeles art collective EZTV, BLONDE DEATH is a savage blast of underground…

  • Reviews

    Bad Magic (1998)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. A few years ago, I was shocked to learn that eating ice…

  • Reviews

    Conrad Brooks vs. the Werewolf (1994)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. “What’s it feel like to be in a Rocky Nelson movie?” That’s…

  • Reviews

    Roh (1989)

    Today I learned that “Yesterday” is the most covered song of all time, and let it be known that I despise that song. It’s saccharine garbage and I won’t stand for…

  • Features

    Exquisites 2023: Films of the Year

    It’s been a wild year. We battled flying demons and wiggling xenomorphs, endured an endless string of traumatic dick kicks, and fended off a goopy, tentacled monster that smells of death.…

  • Reviews

    The Oracle (1985)

    It’s not easy being a Roberta Findlay fan. In an interview that appears on the Blu-ray of The Oracle, Findlay admits that she hates horror movies (“I don’t like them at…

  • Reviews

    Beasties (1991)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. There isn’t a science to success. But projects are more likely to…

  • Reviews

    Long Dream (2000)

    Would you like to be immortal? Live forever, do whatever? What if I told you that you achieve immortality each and every night? When you dream, you are immortal. You can…

  • Features

    Shorts That Tore Our Heads Off: Volume 8

    Short films are like Hi-Chews — bite-size flavor explosions that should be savored before moving onto the next one, and the one after that. Given the bottomless well of compelling shorts…

  • Reviews

    Jack-O (1995)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. I know a lot of nursery rhymes. Like that one about eating…

  • Reviews

    Terror on Tape (1985)

    This is an updated version of a review that was originally published in Bleeding Skull! A 1980s Trash-Horror Odyssey. Here’s even more proof that everyone involved in the early 1980s home…

  • Reviews

    C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud (1989)

    Previously on C.H.U.D.:  Zzzzzzz. . . .  Look, I have tried watching C.H.U.D. a thousand times and I have fallen asleep every single time. On paper, it is a certifiable hit:…

  • Reviews

    The Shape (2004)

    If nothing else, fan films like The Shape prove that the music of White Zombie will outlive us all. SOB. Michael Myers is dead . . . but his mask sure…

  • Reviews

    Psychic Vision: Jaganrei (1988)

    A note explains that Psychic Vision: Jaganrei is a reconstruction based on tapes from a TV documentary about a teen idol that was never aired. It’s a classic found footage set-up.…

  • Reviews

    UFO Kidnapped (1984)

    It’s 2 a.m. You are awoken from a sound sleep by a green light emanating from the window. You step outside to investigate. The glow is coming from a dense group…

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